Back, by popular demand!!!

Sometimes in conversations I like to combine old school terms and phrases with new school slang.  It can really throw people for a loop.  The old school phrases are classics, which make them awesome.  The new school phrases often don't make any sense and that makes them awesome too.  And I'm all for things being awesome, so try it.  Jump on this bandwagon.  Here are a few I'll loan out to you (they will only work under certain circumstances; you may need to purchase a llama for one of them):

On a hot day:

It's a scorcher, bro! 

When walking down the sidewalk:

Don't step on a crack or you'll break your mother's back.  Word!

If someone successfully scares you, when you are known for being cool as a cucumber:

Wow, you scared the dickens out of me!  Mad props, homeslice.

When you hear some surprising, but terrible news, like your llama escaped and broke into a furniture store and started making love to the chaise lounges:

Oh my lans!  That is whack!

OR

When you hear some surprising, but good news, like your llama escaped and broke into a furniture store and somehow smuggled home a chaise lounge for you:

Oh my lans!  That is so dope!  Thanks, Hank!  (Hank is the name of my llama, of course).

...and many, many more.